We have eggs at school , they are not for the culinary delights of the teachers but its part of the topic of life cycles last year when I was in year one I was on chicken mess cleaning up duty. As one of the chicken that we hatched came back to visit us , unfortunately it left us a little message in each of the classrooms it visited. I ably chased around chicken clearing up its mess ...
I was told a funny story by a chicken when asked about what the children had learnt about chicken a child put their hand up and said " If you go to a Derby County football match you have to a Derby flag "
To which my colleague asked " That's very nice but we are talking about chickens"
The child said" I am getting there" and proceeded to say the same sentence but saying about different football teams and talking the right flags.
Exasperated my colleague said " yes but what has this got to to with chickens ?"
"AWWH you see "said the child "Chickens can't go to football matches"
Where there is a child there is always clear logic. !
I was told a funny story by a chicken when asked about what the children had learnt about chicken a child put their hand up and said " If you go to a Derby County football match you have to a Derby flag "
To which my colleague asked " That's very nice but we are talking about chickens"
The child said" I am getting there" and proceeded to say the same sentence but saying about different football teams and talking the right flags.
Exasperated my colleague said " yes but what has this got to to with chickens ?"
"AWWH you see "said the child "Chickens can't go to football matches"
Where there is a child there is always clear logic. !
Fab! Kids just have all the answers!
ReplyDeleteGiggling reading this. I thought the boys punchline would be that the team mascot is a giant chicken that hands out the flags!
ReplyDeletegot to love them have you not
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