Monday 28 September 2015

Dear Cat




Dear Cat

I am starting to get a bit paranoid as every time I enter a room you walkout all nonchalantly as if I was a death eater from Harry Potter. Perhaps it was because I stood on your paw 3 weeks ago I'm not really sure or that I 'm constantly telling you off for hogging the duvet.

Perhaps it's the cat food you were all excited and very purry when I brought 2 boxes on special offer of brand X oh how happy you were chirping away in excitement at the first box . This was until the second box when a switch was flicked and you no longer liked that food , currently it's a Mexican stand off at feeding times. 

I will not bend , you will not win.



Cats don't give a flying wallaby.

4 comments:

  1. Haa haa - you........a death eater? Mine are fussy buggers too

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  2. Love that :) my eldest is so like that it's untrue but thankfully our youngest , a little black cat, is very affectionate and loves company so at least one of them loves me!

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  3. awww so adorable! Make him do his own food shopping from now on! ;)

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