Wednesday, 22 November 2017

Owning A Cat Is The Biggest Inconvenience To My Life

Owning a cat is the biggest inconvenience to my life , it nags me for food , stalks me for ice cream and cake and stops me watching television amongest things.




You go into the kitchen to make a cup of tea and you discover that it has taken the kitchen roll like a zebra on the Serengeti, once  a rare and noble kitchen roll its hopes and dreams lay shredded on the kitchen floor.








Literally I’ve just had to step over my cat as it was watching me eat my tea at the table it just flops down and plays dead ....



But you know what owning a cat may be the biggest inconvenience in my life but you know what it is really one of the best. For saying I’m allergic to cats you would I’d avoid them but I’m a slave to their fluffiness domination. I’ve a little bit of a cat immunity as I grew up with cats , you see how cats plant themselves into your lives that is why I think cats really are trying to take over the world.



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