SSSSh I have a major confession don't tell anyone ....
I didn't mean to do it.
It was all perfectly Innocent.
It just started one day.
You know how it is right ?
The flash of temptation.
Your eyes don't know where to look.
You just know you are going to do it.
You just have to go and stroke it,
Your hands running up and down it.
In a fever of emotion.
"Yes, Yes " you moan with delight.
A gentle hand touches .
"Would Madam like this carpet ?" enquires the bemused salesman.
You point at your phone which demands you have a piece of cut off carpet in your boot to aid your car journey.
( You are meant to out a square of carpet under you wheels to aid traction in this icy weather) so the tv said ...
I didn't mean to do it.
It was all perfectly Innocent.
It just started one day.
You know how it is right ?
The flash of temptation.
Your eyes don't know where to look.
You just know you are going to do it.
You just have to go and stroke it,
Your hands running up and down it.
In a fever of emotion.
"Yes, Yes " you moan with delight.
A gentle hand touches .
"Would Madam like this carpet ?" enquires the bemused salesman.
You point at your phone which demands you have a piece of cut off carpet in your boot to aid your car journey.
( You are meant to out a square of carpet under you wheels to aid traction in this icy weather) so the tv said ...
Tut tut, very naughty! :)
ReplyDeleteLol. Those carpets come in handy, until you need to drive off..
ReplyDeleteCJ x
I'm confused! Is there something I'm missing?
ReplyDeleteYou are meant to out a square of carpet under your wheels in this icy weather...! to aid traction if you get stuck
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