Never ever argue with a Platypus ...
Why I hear you cry ...
Well its because they have poisonous claws .
Platypus make as much sense as 4 year olds except they are not poisonous they are just odd like a Platypus.Take for example my conversation this week finding a child holding a wet paper to his head I enquired :
"Are you hurt"
Nodding "Yes , yes ..sniff drawing up a dangly green bogey.
Where I asked.
"My feelings , my feelings are hurt" he sobbed.
He wasn't hurt physically someone had just hurt his feelings bless him...
I also caught some 4 year olds colouring each other teeth green and that is why a Playapus is like a 4 year old they make no sense half the time!
Why I hear you cry ...
Well its because they have poisonous claws .
Platypus make as much sense as 4 year olds except they are not poisonous they are just odd like a Platypus.Take for example my conversation this week finding a child holding a wet paper to his head I enquired :
"Are you hurt"
Nodding "Yes , yes ..sniff drawing up a dangly green bogey.
Where I asked.
"My feelings , my feelings are hurt" he sobbed.
He wasn't hurt physically someone had just hurt his feelings bless him...
I also caught some 4 year olds colouring each other teeth green and that is why a Playapus is like a 4 year old they make no sense half the time!
had to lol at this, wonder where a four year old thinks his feelings actually are?
ReplyDeleteChalk on the teeth was common when mine were young
Oh bless him - the wet paper towel is ubiquitous in schools, though I'd never heard of it before we started!
ReplyDeleteHa ha that did make me laugh! My LO constantly covers herself in plasters as she is hurting it drives me mad!
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