Dear Rollie cat,
I don't remember owning a sheep, hours of solid grooming and I have enough fur to weave a jumper. And yes I've looked on Amazon and there's a book on weaving with cat fur. I won't be buying it despite there be a credit crunch about !
There's something wrong in life if I spend £20 on cat hair products... Never did I think I would spent more on your hair/fur than mine!
I am sorry I didn't buy the Paul Mitchell branded detangling spray. But I'm sure you'll be tickerty boo with the pretty kitty de tangling spray instead.
PS The cuts have stop bleeding now.
PPS Are cats meant to bark ?