Mornings what do they say to you ?
I know that some or most of you are running around at this time after your children or getting ready for work.
My child who is a teen tends to look after himself.
Conservations are so " Brush the back of your head"
Met with an "ehh"
"What subjects have you got today ?"
"eeeeh , eeeeeh , huuuuh ... science"
"Don't squeeze the cat , it's not a teddy bear"
As the cat upsails my leg in a cross manner and I am not the one to blame.
"We are going to eat out at a garden centre"
"eeeh , bleugh , grumble"
"What did you say?
"NOTHING it doesn't matter"
"What did you say ?" repeat this process x 10
"Did you say you aren't bothered?"
"humhh , errmr rarrrr"
"Don't mutter under your breath"
"I need money please"
"OOOh now you have the powers of clear speech it's miracle "
And then when the house is silent , I step out into the glow of the morning sun. When he is gone is years to come I am going to miss the grunts, beeps and huuhs.