Monday, 30 June 2014

Sausage Roll Gate


I don't how to write this.

I've been let down by my human bean.

First I was all.

"Let me have the sausage roll please "

"What was that , no ?!"

"Oh , I don't know what to say , think or feel"

" I'm heartbroken , I don't how we can move on from sausage roll gate"

"Oh and ps don't look at the carpet at the foot of your bed"

" Yours Jack Black , disgruntled cat , follower of fashion and lover of white wine "

G is for gutted.


  1. Hahaha! I knew I wouldn't be the only one who imagines pets saying these things and sulking when they aren't allowed something!
    Really tickled me!

  2. your an idiot!!! (said in the nicest possible way!!) but made me laugh

  3. I love putting captions on instagram to my black cat or is it our black cat? Mine woke me this morning rippong the side of my bed so she should be hanging her head in shame too!

    1. HA ! yes joint ownership ! I reckon it does the commute !

  4. Hehe very funny, they're rubbish those humans sometimes aren't they! I'd be annoyed too if someone had stolen my sausage roll! Great post, thanks for linking up with #alphabetphoto

  5. This is great love it, you have captured the ole woe me cat trick so well xxx

  6. Jack you are just gorgeous - if you were my cat you could have all the sausage rolls you could ever want! (not really as you would get as fat as my Toby!)


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