Wednesday, 19 November 2014

Mr Grey Will See You Now.

"Mr Grey will see you know"

Slowly opening the bedroom door before me,the torrid goings on were evident in their very state.


The cat has ate the carpet, my husband swore blind he didn't shut the door.

"The cat must of shut the door "

And there we have it the cat ,Rollie had ate the carpet , instead of meowing to get out like a normal cat would do . Rollie just sits there all song and silent domineering fifty shades of grey bleeding tabby cat. I can't ring the insurance again and say

"I am sorry but the cat has ate the carpet again "


I can hear the chuckling down the insurance office as they chalk one up for mad cat lady again , but it really does this. Everyone goes awwh

"Look at his beautiful coat"

But it bloody well fluff bombs every where it like a fluffy sheep on acid.


Rollie has been offered a pet grooming session but can you imagine it , it would be stuck on the ceiling or there would be ambulances called as it attacked the groomer. It sits in the sink, it fluffs everywhere, doesn't like his bed you walk in he walks out. Rollie doesn't like much anyone or anything, he is anarchy on legs and it is time you saw past his fluffy cute exterior he is a silent menace.






23 comments:

  1. Ok I almost spat my tea over the PC when I read this. Rollie has really overstepped the cat mark this time. Best laugh I've had in ages. Oh and sorry about the carpet ...ekk! More expense. Hi5 Rollie you made my day.

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  2. hahaha! Sorry about the carpet but this really did make me chuckle x

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  3. That is a step beyond. Rollie, it's the naughty step for you

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  4. LOL bless him!! He's that cat from the FB pic saying...... 357 days in captivity! :)

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  5. LOL - I lock up at night and just need to say "cheese" for Coco to come running and then out she goes or if scared like last night (must be trouble in the kitty neighbourhood) I keep her in the kitchen. I don't blame Rollie I blame her owners LOL:-)

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  6. I think that merits a spot of time out. Maybe literally. He is a cat, after all.

    Then again, does time out work for cats? I imagine they'd quite enjoy it...

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  7. LOL! I love that last shot, terrible news about the carpet but I can't help laughing!

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  8. Haha! Sorry, bad about the carpet but defo made me chuckle! In fairness he looks far to lovely to do anything like that! Think the hubby did it ;-)

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  9. We have been there. Mr Smudge was a menace in car form too!

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  10. Oh my word, that must be so annoying! My cat scratches the furniture if we're not careful but he's never tried to eat the carpet!

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  11. Lol - Y=I can see that your cat rules your house. My son is the same with his cat.

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  12. Cats are definitely not my favourite pet! And this is why...

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  13. Hilarious!!! We have the world's daftest cat but he's never been naughty *touches wood*

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  14. I got excited when I read your first line lol. Rollie looks like such a lovely cat though, maybe he is like Jackel and Hyde ;)

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  15. Ooops! I know I shouldn't laugh, but you do write well....sorry about your carpet!!

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  16. Yiu must remember - dogs have owners, cats have staff!

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  17. Oh dear, that is why we have given up on cats in our family, we had a similar anarchic one who put us off for good :-).xx

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  18. He sounds like my mums cat, ha ha! xx

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  19. Oh boy! How do you even punish a cat? Wow. I'm sorry, it would have to go!

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  20. Rollie is so bloody cute, I know he ruined the carpet but the little face - reminds me of the cat we had when I was younger <3
    In all honesty - When I first started reading I thought this might be a excerpt kinky novel LOL
    Charlotte x

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  21. Hahaha :D I feel your pain - Lilly will smash everything that can be eaten/ripped/scratched.

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  22. ha we have cats that are bonkers too! x

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