Saturday 27 December 2014

Day 1 in The Big Brother Turkey Household

There are countless Turkey recipes about this time of year , and yes I'm looking at them , no it wasn't me that ordered a Turkey for 11 when there are 3 of us , well maybe it was. Adopts big brother voice :

Day 1 

In  big Turkey household "gobble,gobble", the Turkey was cooked,  carved and consumed , slight nagging feeling something was missing . Note to self make own gravy next time and don't own Heston Blumenthal gravy , which was thicker than a nuns wimple ( forgiveness shoutout from any nuns reading ) 

Day 2

Turkey rolls (crusty) mayonnaise with a side order of BBQ hola hoops complete with organic Spanish cucumber ole . Looks for Bailey can't find it , drinks white wine descends into Swedish chef mode .

Day 3

Turkey ephinany , the missing item was cranberry sauce , much serving of Turkey again in crusty rolls with cranberry sauce with iceberg lettuce and teeny tiny pork pies, organic cucumber ole . The Baileys  still missing , oh look festive Gin and T. Ruddy . Turkey for tea this time minced and served in a picnic loaf ......

Day 4 

I think the natives will revolt ... 


  1. Have a good old turkey curry thai style to mix it up a little bit.

  2. hahaha! I have given up on the turkey! We got pizza

  3. What I would give for a turkey and stuffing roll! Thats the downfall with going to someone elses house for xmas dinner - no tonnes of leftover turkey :( Think I will try to get a little one as I feel like I am missing out! ;)

  4. we have the same issue here as with the sprouts - dont like it, dont buy it, so no left overs.


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