My cat Rollie treats my house like a hotel , you see fluffy cute I see evil.
It waits for me on the stairs.
"Go on come up stairs , you chicken ?!" taunts Mr Grey ( ninja)
"Yes , yes I am , " I say
I take signs of limbering cat yoga as a sign of war...
Infact I hear the kitchen door going now , like Jacob Marley rattling his chains , pick the quiet kitten my husband said.
The quiet ones are the worse aren't they .