Tuesday 13 January 2015

Fussy Cat Who Me ow ?

"Oh me I'm choice , I'm select , I really like those the discount supermarket brand of biscuits ( brought 10 boxes you say ?) You are a good human bean , you really are !

Guess what , don't like them any more , yes yes I know you've 8 boxes left ! 

Ooooh you are telling me tails of cats less fortunate than myself , well perhaps they'll like the biscuits!

I know I'm one step away from going to the vets ...

I thank you for buying the new biscuits ( hypoallergenic, free from this ,that and the other , hand baked by the Dali Llama.


 
Oooh there is a man at the door with 8kg of those hypoallergenic biscuits ~ ooh yay ! 

There's a free gift you say ? baked dried chicken lovingly cut into cute hearts ~ guess what I don't like. 

Oooh I've not heard that word before , I think you are being a bit of a drama llama , no never seen a llama . And quite why three would be a llama treading the thespian boards I don't know "

Oooh you know the discount biscuits I like them again now "


5 comments:

  1. Yep, he's quite definitely a cat.

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  2. Haha awww, This reminds me of our cat who would suddenly decide that he disliked a brand after we stocked up our cupboards and decide that our toast that we're having for breakfast was far more appetizing ;)

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  3. Yep. Our ex cat walked out on us for a week in protest at having bought the wrong brand of cat food. The same cat food he'd been eating happily for weeks.

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  4. LOL! Oh he makes me laugh :)

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  5. Has he grown thumbs yet? ;) x

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