I see Kim Kashadian has been spreading herself round the British countryside, wondering why there has been so much shadow round? Well I think Kim's big back side has been creating a rather big shadow everywhere! Now I love the countryside and I adore tractors , I can identify the sounds between Massey Ferguson and a John Deere.
Thing is you'll not see me lollaping over it .
I mean I shop at Ocado but that doesn't mean I want to drape myself over a tractor or pout by a pile of dirt. What ever floats your countryside boat ~ however Kim think you might need to get yourself some more clothes....
If you've got it flaunt it ? Maybe not perhaps this is why we don't see any hedgehogs?
So I love tractors however I'm not going to love them in a saucy capacity....
I love tractors too. I'm not sure anyone would want to see my draped over one either!
ReplyDeleteHe he get yourself draped. If it's good enough for Kim ;)
ReplyDeleteOooh I've not seen any photos of Kim, but then I don't follow much celeb news. I think you'd look great draped seductively over a tractor Claire ;)
ReplyDeleteI have to admit I know nothing about tractors, though I always think they would be fun to ride..
ReplyDeleteI had no idea what you were on about because I don't read things about KK! I had to go and Google to find out what she'd been up to now!
ReplyDeletehaha sounds interesting! I didn't even know different makes of tractors made different noises xx
ReplyDeleteI have not seen the pictures of Kim, but I do love a good old fashioned tractor
ReplyDeleteI'd quite like to dress like a land girl though :)
ReplyDeleteI agree - not that I have seen, or care, what she has been up to.
ReplyDeleteI have, however, had hedgehogs flaunting in my gardens
ha ha this made me laugh Claire. Get draping ;-)
ReplyDeleteI lolop round the countryside too and my arse creates a rather large shadow. I have a farmer in law so I know quite a big about tractors too
ReplyDeleteI love tractors! I think I may have to get Chelseamamma to take some snaps of me draped over one!
ReplyDeletehaha this is so funny im also a countryside gal and although im not a dungaree type wearing typa lass im not gonna drape myself over tractor either lol
ReplyDeleteMy hubby is a farmer so I know a far bit about tractors :) we owe fendt ones
ReplyDeleteP.S Can't say ive ever draped myself over any of them though lol
DeleteI hadn't seen the KK pics either. Now I'm tempted to Google...
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen the pics, but am off to find out more...
ReplyDeleteHow funny, Kim Kardashian lolling over a tractor! Luckily for me I missed that one although it sounds rather entertaining. Tempted to Google just for fun!
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