Friday, 13 May 2016

Trouble In The Bedroom

I'm starting to get a little paranoid , I walk in the kitchen and they walk out , no sound no nothing .


I thought perhaps it's just the once , I mean we all want our quiet time don't we , I know I do . I love my alone time with a cup of tea nothing comes between me and my tea. It happened a few times and I didn't want a argument , no one likes a stressed household do they now.

I did eventually try and talk it out subtly but no good was to come of it and quite frankly it was started to affect my life , perhaps it was time to spice things up a bit with you know what > toys . I did try a battery toy but they didn't find  it interesting so the trouble had finally arrived . 


So that was an explanation and a half to Amazon , I'm so sorry the battery operator toy couldn't satisfy them , they have singular tastes.

I took to my bed one afternoon not feeling quite myself and I snuggled up to them but it was plain to see that something had been lost as there was no magic in the bedroom either . I pleaded I cried , I said "




I'm so sorry I was trying to be adventurous , trying to liven up your life "

















"I'm sorry I'll never buy that brand of cat food again "



4 comments:

  1. PMSL! Luckily my furry pals know that if they ignore me I buy them even more terrible food as punishment lol.

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  2. hehehe! That made me chuckle!

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  3. So funny, I'd have been shocked if it wasn't about the cats, haha

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  4. heehee sneaky cats!

    Pixel is going through about a million cans a day at the moment and she bites my ankles if it isn't the 'right' kind of food...

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