Sunday, 14 August 2016

Nigel The Avocado

I'd like to announce the purchase of my first Avacado aged 43 and 3/4 it's a momentous occasion which I duly thinks  needs celebrating.


This is Nigel the Avocado he's quite shy , he likes Zumba dancing , moonlight walks and the complete works of Shakespeare. Unfortunately I'm not a fan of Zumba so we won't quite the match '



I felt that Nigel had to prove himself and so it was decided that he would sacrifice himself for Gucamole .


 

 I'm fully aware now this is the wrong way to dispatch an Avocado as I've been told a lot.


Disclosure Beware of supermarket dating . A moment of silence please for Nigel as we dip pause and eat in celebration of his life .  

Ever the serious blogger I await my award nominations.... they're in the never never post you say ?
  

1 comment:

  1. Well the zumba has not done his waistline much good so I wont bother with that as a form of exercise.

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