Wednesday, 8 February 2017

First Rule Of Unicorn Club

The first rule of Unicorn club is that you don't ask about the Unicorn , I like fun for fun brings a sweetness to the world that sometimes you can put your finger on and sometimes you can't .  That precise sort of fun that just makes you smile a Joie de vie that's the stuff that's flowing through my veins , a uniqueness some say but what if I was lucky enough to be born like it rare as you might say as a Unicorn . I've had friends from childhood who didn't quite get my humour as a child but do know , I know I know I'm a trend setter.


When taking delivery of my superpermarket food delivery the young chap said ~

"What's with the beware of the Unicorm on the the delivery notes ?!"

"Ahhh you see fun and sparking conversation!"

" I see " says the chap somewhat bemused ...

"It says on the notes don't ask about the Unicorn " the young chap said 


"Well I'm glad you did " I said .

And with that he left in his little Onion van and now I have to think about my online shop for next week

Bread 
Milk 
Apples etc etc

In noted types " My imaginary Unicorn is sad that he doesn't have a date for Valentine's Day "


Imagines all the delivery drivers are doing " Rock , Paper Scissors " to see who comes to my house ... 

3 comments:

  1. If I were a delivery driver I'd want to be yours :)

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  2. Ah Claire you do make me laugh! I might start writing on my delivery notes!

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