The first rule of Unicorn club is that you don't ask about the Unicorn , I like fun for fun brings a sweetness to the world that sometimes you can put your finger on and sometimes you can't . That precise sort of fun that just makes you smile a Joie de vie that's the stuff that's flowing through my veins , a uniqueness some say but what if I was lucky enough to be born like it rare as you might say as a Unicorn . I've had friends from childhood who didn't quite get my humour as a child but do know , I know I know I'm a trend setter.
When taking delivery of my superpermarket food delivery the young chap said ~
"What's with the beware of the Unicorm on the the delivery notes ?!"
"Ahhh you see fun and sparking conversation!"
" I see " says the chap somewhat bemused ...
"It says on the notes don't ask about the Unicorn " the young chap said
"Well I'm glad you did " I said .
And with that he left in his little Onion van and now I have to think about my online shop for next week
Apples etc etc
In noted types " My imaginary Unicorn is sad that he doesn't have a date for Valentine's Day "
Imagines all the delivery drivers are doing " Rock , Paper Scissors " to see who comes to my house ...