I don't know how it happened but I've ultimately I've become my cats dealer , they look to me for their next fix , well it's more Jack that does .Jack you see already has a hardcore catnip habit which he's struggling to shake , he keeps missing his C N A meetings ( Catnip Addiction) , I imagine they meet secretly on top of someone's shed ( not that you can meet secretly on top of a shed unless you're all black cats and it's nighttime
" My names Jack and I'm addicted to catnip it's been 3 hours since my last fix ..."
I am expecting the police to turn up any minute now and for my name to be spread across the news
" Cat drug dealer caught "
"My names Claire and I buy shoes to fund my cats shoebox habit "
Though in tough economic times Jack has to do with a biscuit lid ....
Sometimes we get carried away with our life of crime ...