Friday 10 February 2017

I'm My Cats Dealer

I'm a dealer .

I don't know how it happened but I've ultimately I've become my cats dealer , they look to me for their next fix , well it's more Jack that does .Jack you see already has a hardcore catnip habit which he's struggling to shake , he keeps missing his C N A meetings ( Catnip Addiction)  , I imagine they meet secretly  on top of someone's shed ( not that you can meet secretly on top of a shed unless you're all black cats and it's nighttime

" My names Jack and I'm addicted to catnip it's been 3 hours since my last fix ..."

 


I am expecting the police to turn up any minute now and for my name to be spread across the news 

" Cat drug dealer caught "


 

 "My names Claire and I buy shoes to fund my cats shoebox habit "

Though in tough economic times Jack has to do with a biscuit lid ....




 


Sometimes we get carried away with our life of crime ...

 


1 comment:

  1. Tracy14 February 2017 at 10:17

    Your cats are legend. As are you. You made me laugh! :) X

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