Tuesday, 19 June 2018

How Cats Cope With The World Cup

World Cup football and cats the World Cup is here again and the nation or most of it is glued to television s , laptop s and smart devices.Or they would be if cats weren’t cats being what a cat is and that’s smug with a “ who me attitude”!

Cats don’t give a flying penalty about the World Cup and therefore will demand more of your attention at this time , England about to score a penalty cat on your laptop or cat infract of your TV.Your cat is the only entertainment you need , go to get a drink or snack and then you will have  a cat back where you were sitting.Or the cat will graciously hug your toes while you are watching the game and you daren't celebrate as this will unleash an immediate ninja attack.

In the world of a cat what’s yours is theirs , theirs and oh theirs ! You will deviate your gaze from them as they judge you from the outside inside and the inside out.They know your soul and infact they’ll suck the soul right out your body.

There is no in between with a cat.

My mind also wanders in the World Cup and I go and do other stuff like housework ( Which deeply frightens me ) And I cant really name anyone in the England team anyway.You can’t hang onto forever to the high of 1966 which was well before my time anyway.

Cats don’t care for the World Cup and maybe I’m a cat ..

To the tune of Destiny’s child
Football on the telly 
I’m ready to give up 
But guess what
I’m a survivor (what?)
I'm not gon' give up (what?)
I'm not gon' stop (what?)
I'm gon' drink wine 🍷(what?)
I’m a survivor

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