Monday, 25 June 2018

Jack Champion Hide and Seek Champion 2018

And life get back to normal with the cat well and truly better after it having a bad leg and costing £££ at the vets.And the teen returned from university complete with washing for 2 years (that could be a complete exaggeration)

“ I like to keep the vet in a style he’s accustomed to “

Which is suspiciously why I am always seeing the vet coming back from the shops with bottles of wine and of course what vert is not complete without a countryside shirt and tie ( plus trousers )

Jack however is still rubbish at hide and seek but we don’t tell him ..

“ I’m the hide and seek champion of the world 2018 “

 "And despite the challenge from my Nemesis I am the king cat of the world. "

There are many benefits to being a cat screams you're a CAT !

1. Your home is a parkour arena and YOU can sit and jump  where you like that includes the TV and laptop when the football is on.

2. Obviously us cats are exceptionally good at hide and seek and I believe the above picture captures my sheer brilliance.

3. You can plot a murder and everyone thinks you're "JUST so fluffy and cute "

4. Being a black cat if people are mean to you of course you have access to a witch.

5. I’m not really unlucky if I cross your path although I’d start to wonder why you haven’t won the lottery yet ( I tore up the ticket )

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