Sunday, 10 June 2018

Mary Berry Cake And Me

Mary Berry keeps intruding upon my life she’s every where I go , she’s not stalking me or anything like that.But Mary Berry is intruding upon my life only as Mary Berry can ! You see a few weeks ago when my husband was taken into hospital I had to visit him by bus as I don’t drive.And on one solitary journey back from the hospital one afternoon an elderly gentleman happened upon the bus.

There in my life was inexplicably changed by Mary Berry in that very instance, how I hear you ask well it goes like this ..

“I’m going to write to Points of View about that Mary Berry , her hair is awful , don’t they have hairdressers at the BBC ?”

“I think Mary Berry’s hair is stuck in the 80’s!”

“Don’t get me started on that Claudia Winkleman !”

You see that’s how it all started with Mary Berry and me and I thought it had all gone quiet until Booom! I walked into a charity shop and there was Mary Berry, not Mary in the scribal flesh but the most bizzare and strange Mary Berry canvas also featuring Paul Hollywood.

Seems it is by someone called Jim’ll paint it and is a limited edition canvas ..

Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry in a tight loving embrace surrounded by an apocalyptic bake themed kitchen with exploding sponges and flaming Battenbergs - As requested by Jay Skinner
nb - the original request asked for Mel and Sue running for cover but I couldn't find a way of incorporating them without detracting from the overall romance of the picture”

So you see Mary Berry is enriching my life like a very good fruit cake !

I’m sending this to by friend who is buying it for her kitchen wall.

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