Sunday, 3 November 2019

Jack The Cat Political Manifesto

I have had more cat dinners than there has been Primeminster and I think it is time for it to stop , I wouldn't be bribed some treats did turn up in the post today and it was a bribe so I wouldn't stand this General election.

Basically British Politics is like  using the cat flap I come in and go out

1. 23 1/2  hours naps for all .

2. An Amazon box to sleep in I reject your hipster modernist stool bed

3. As much toilet paper and kitchen roll as you want to shred.

4. That brand of cat food you like but then you won't like but will like.

5. Nail file and more cats on television 

6. No restrictions on the import of ping pong balls.

7. The sofa backstop .... the sofa is mine all  and I only let you use it out of common courtesy.

8. Classic FM 24 hours a day and a copy of the Guardian and NO Aled Jones stand ins ever ever gain on Classic Fm 

9. The right to hiss at nothing that is there.

10. The right to walk to the front door loop round and come in through the cat flap * repeating this action to your hearts content.

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