Despite what science behaviour animal experts think I honestly believe that the arrogance is genuine and the cat is Infact trying to overpower me . So in the style of a magazine story from the 1980s I give you ....
"Hi Rollie I'm back from the Spa !! I missed you "
Rollie " Did you miss me , did you really ?!"
" Let's talk about it , we can solve any problem !"
Rollie " Who are you again ?!"
Meanwhile downstairs with Jack
Jack " I love you , I missed you "
"You promise this isn't superficial love ?!"