Tuesday, 6 November 2012

Alfred Hitchcat

You may know me As Rollie the fluffy puffy wuffy ball of fluff , despite my cutesy looks people still don't think I am evil. Do you know what agony this is ? The other cats are laughing at me from behind the shed but I am plotting their doom ... oh yes . Think "Rear Window, Think "Birds" which I would have renamed as  "Cats" , also Twlight Zone but the theme music would take on a meow meow twang to it. Then I present to you my new alter ego ..... You ready...

Don't laugh ..

Really DON"T ... I know where you live.

I present to you Alfred Hitchcat .


  1. Awwwwww he's so cute and fluffy and wuffy I'd love to cradle him in my arms! He can come visit me whenever he wants :D

  2. He's so awesome! I wonder what he has to say about me though...

  3. What a sweetheart! Er, we mean...um, hello Alfred *shifting eyes elsewhere*

  4. Awww. I really miss my cat Samson. He was vastly overweight but he had a mew that Louis Spence would have been proud of. He also refused to do his business anywhere other than a litter tray, was terrified of birds and would watch you on the toilet. Very offputting. They're all characters, aren't they?

  5. Oh cats rule - as does Hitchcock!


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