You are at the hairdressers and you listen in to a neighbouring conversation it's about crime.
The conversation was between of the hairdressers (obviously) and a gentleman slightly lacking in hair on the top of his head.
Man" ooh the state of crime around my area is terrible !"
Hairdresser nodding " yes , yes shocking "
Man " Yes they jump over my fence , and nick Gnomes, they are Gnome nickers "
I find the mental image of this very amusing as I have visions of burglars hurdling over white picket fences holding the poor gnome as they go. Perhaps it could be a new Olympic sport with the irate Gnome owners chasing the burglars.