Saturday 10 November 2012

Toe Nail Fairy

Yes I am going to burst your bubble,crush your dreams make you cry hopelessly destroy your childhood dreams . Please don't cry and I am sorry I don't do a counselling service.

Remember when we were a child and were really really excited when you lost your teeth and put them under your pillow at night. You went bananas when you woke up , it was like Christmas morning. Lifting up your pillow just to see what the tooth fairy brought. It usually was some coins  a sweet note hand written of course by the tooth fairy. As all little children as inspiring capitalist they are really more interested in the cash, I have yet to find out if Lord Sugar or that lot off Dragons Den started their business success in such a manner. I have always strongly believed and was totally convinced that the tooth fairy existed and I wasn't a believer in the Toe nail fairy until until my son J told me otherwise or conned me into it. Thanks J .

(cartoon copied with the owners permission)
When you are a children life is always so much simpler and magical days are endless and time doesn't exist. .Well its about the "Toe Nail Fairy" I am sorry it doesn't exist it was a clever ploy by J when he was 5 to con me out of cash on holiday.We were on holiday in Spain and one of his toenails had come off, he swore blind if there was a tooth fairy there had to be a toenail fairy.

He is 13 now and yes he is still conning me out of cash because he really really needs that avatar on his PS3.


  1. I once found a note under my 6 year olds pillow telling the tooth fairy that he had' run out of teeth now' and 'would you take other white things like shells and piano keys?'

    Oh the do try - and it does make me chuckle :D

  2. Haha that's really made me laugh!

  3. sneaky wee monkey, but the ploy worked so was well worth telling you. Our youngest believed that the tooth fairy came over on the ferry from Arran due to the 2 boys teasing her one day when she was 6


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