Friday, 12 October 2012

A Plataypus is like a 4 year old!

Never ever argue with a Platypus ...

Why I hear you cry ...


Well its because they have poisonous claws .


Platypus make as much sense as 4 year olds except they are not poisonous they are just odd like a Platypus.Take for example my conversation this week finding a child holding a wet paper to his head I enquired :


"Are you hurt"

Nodding "Yes , yes ..sniff drawing up a dangly green bogey.

Where I asked.


"My feelings , my feelings are hurt" he sobbed.

He wasn't hurt physically someone had just hurt his feelings bless him...


I also caught some 4 year olds colouring each other teeth green and that is why a Playapus is like a 4 year old they make no sense half the time!

3 comments:

  1. had to lol at this, wonder where a four year old thinks his feelings actually are?
    Chalk on the teeth was common when mine were young

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  2. Oh bless him - the wet paper towel is ubiquitous in schools, though I'd never heard of it before we started!

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  3. Ha ha that did make me laugh! My LO constantly covers herself in plasters as she is hurting it drives me mad!

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