I thought perhaps it's just the once , I mean we all want our quiet time don't we , I know I do . I love my alone time with a cup of tea nothing comes between me and my tea. It happened a few times and I didn't want a argument , no one likes a stressed household do they now.
I did eventually try and talk it out subtly but no good was to come of it and quite frankly it was started to affect my life , perhaps it was time to spice things up a bit with you know what > toys . I did try a battery toy but they didn't find it interesting so the trouble had finally arrived .
So that was an explanation and a half to Amazon , I'm so sorry the battery operator toy couldn't satisfy them , they have singular tastes.
I took to my bed one afternoon not feeling quite myself and I snuggled up to them but it was plain to see that something had been lost as there was no magic in the bedroom either . I pleaded I cried , I said "
I'm so sorry I was trying to be adventurous , trying to liven up your life "
"I'm sorry I'll never buy that brand of cat food again "