It s Monday again it comes around each week , I have a look in my eye and it is a look of hunger.
I like this brand of cat food but .......
My owner says I am not allowed to eat this ....
Apparently he's a pet or something and my owner quite likes him * coughs creep *
I often wait for the "Tesco" man fair game I say especially when he changes my brand of cat food.
No my name isn't Gary its "Ninja" but for pet purposes I am called Rollie, darn stupid name if you ask me.
So I sleep with a Teddy bear and a rubber Ducky ...
Say anything and I will find you ...
SEE I told you I would find you ... No You aren't crackers I would "Kill " you in your sleep.
I like this brand of cat food but .......
My owner says I am not allowed to eat this ....
Apparently he's a pet or something and my owner quite likes him * coughs creep *
I often wait for the "Tesco" man fair game I say especially when he changes my brand of cat food.
No my name isn't Gary its "Ninja" but for pet purposes I am called Rollie, darn stupid name if you ask me.
So I sleep with a Teddy bear and a rubber Ducky ...
Say anything and I will find you ...
SEE I told you I would find you ... No You aren't crackers I would "Kill " you in your sleep.
Rollie, you're one ,man cat not to be trifled with. How comes your mum gives food away to that other cat? That's a sackable offence if you ask us.
ReplyDeletei dont know who is the daftest, you for writing it or us for commenting on it...
ReplyDeleteEither you open it cleanly or, i will open it my way!
ReplyDeleteThose darn cats just by sitting next to a bag of food just look to command you.