Monday 13 July 2015

Countryside Confession






I see Kim Kashadian has been spreading herself round the British countryside, wondering why there has been so much shadow round? Well I think Kim's big back side has been creating a rather big shadow everywhere! Now I love the countryside and I adore tractors , I can identify the sounds between Massey  Ferguson and a John Deere. 

Thing is you'll not see me lollaping over it .


I mean I shop at Ocado but that doesn't mean I want to drape myself over a tractor or pout by a pile of dirt. What ever floats your countryside boat ~ however Kim think you might need to get yourself some more clothes....

If you've got it flaunt it ? Maybe not perhaps this is why we don't see any hedgehogs?

So I love tractors however I'm not going to love them in a saucy capacity....


18 comments:

  1. I love tractors too. I'm not sure anyone would want to see my draped over one either!

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  2. He he get yourself draped. If it's good enough for Kim ;)

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  3. Oooh I've not seen any photos of Kim, but then I don't follow much celeb news. I think you'd look great draped seductively over a tractor Claire ;)

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  4. I have to admit I know nothing about tractors, though I always think they would be fun to ride..

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  5. I had no idea what you were on about because I don't read things about KK! I had to go and Google to find out what she'd been up to now!

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  6. haha sounds interesting! I didn't even know different makes of tractors made different noises xx

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  7. I have not seen the pictures of Kim, but I do love a good old fashioned tractor

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  8. I'd quite like to dress like a land girl though :)

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  9. I agree - not that I have seen, or care, what she has been up to.
    I have, however, had hedgehogs flaunting in my gardens

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  10. ha ha this made me laugh Claire. Get draping ;-)

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  11. I lolop round the countryside too and my arse creates a rather large shadow. I have a farmer in law so I know quite a big about tractors too

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  12. I love tractors! I think I may have to get Chelseamamma to take some snaps of me draped over one!

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  13. haha this is so funny im also a countryside gal and although im not a dungaree type wearing typa lass im not gonna drape myself over tractor either lol

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  14. My hubby is a farmer so I know a far bit about tractors :) we owe fendt ones

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    1. P.S Can't say ive ever draped myself over any of them though lol

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  15. I hadn't seen the KK pics either. Now I'm tempted to Google...

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  16. I haven't seen the pics, but am off to find out more...

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  17. How funny, Kim Kardashian lolling over a tractor! Luckily for me I missed that one although it sounds rather entertaining. Tempted to Google just for fun!

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